Step 1: Locate the Christmas Tree. If you destroyed it last year, send the humans down for another Artificial Tree.
Step 2: Insert each branch carefully into the Christmas Tree
Step 3: Fluff branches out to desired fullness
Step 4: Smell and taste each branch (even though it so not alive)
Step 5: After each layer, check the sturdiness of each branch
Step 6: Time to setup the lights, make sure you wind them around each branch
Step 7: We need to wrap the tinsel or ribbon around the tree. Grab an end!
Step 8: Time for the decorations. Having them at the bottom is the best place to play with them.
Step 9: Next comes the main decoration at the top of the tree, some choose a star, I prefer an angel.
Step 10: Test the Christmas trees durability by climbing in it.
Bring on Christmas... I'm ready to Open The Presents!