"Regular playtime will be scheduled at my convenience and will continue until I say otherwise. This may be by a meow, or if your lucky I'll just walk away."
"The humans will get out of bed when I say so and feed me. Not when they see fit. I will continue to walk on their heads, tap their face, pounce on their feet until they do as I demand."
"If I don't like what food is in front of me, my human will get me something else to eat. I am of Royal decent and I will be fed a meal fit for royalty. "
"Happy New Years my dear Human!"